The Red Sari, deying law of nature and ego wars

so this is about one red sari which im suppossed to give to my chinese friend so tht she can wear it to a wedding, a chinese wedding, a chinese traditional wedding, and dats not jus how crazy this gets, se also plans to wear it during chinese new year.
shez chinese.
ok not dat dere is anything wrong with a sari, saris look great, graceful, elegant and kinda hot.
but the fact remains dat im a indian and i have never ever worn a sari till date, ok except at this one wedding where it took me lk an hour to wear da goddamned thing and 2 secs to get it off and another hour to get the makeup off, but dats a totally different story.
so yeah she wants to wear a sari, so bad..
hmmm

oh and another thing thats unbelieveable.
i apologised to sumone, ok i didnt apologise exactly coz it wasnt my fault, but i put aside my (extremely large) ego and actually made an effort at peace with a person who i ws on not dat great terms with.
me
me
ME
wow
dats lk "defying a law of nature"
lol...good one sheenz..loll
and its actually not tht bad, u fell lk the bigger person..hmm
mayb i could also try to make peace with..say R, who is ths person who trips me lk hell.
i actuallt cud
or mayb i could jus continue fighting jus to da awesum felling i get when i see her crushed face when i win an ego war..
ha ha ha
mwahahaha
besides i rly doubt dere can be any peace when i constantly keep getting the feeling of ripping her apart limb-by-limb evrytime i see her.