Sunday, March 30, 2008

the laughter day

Today i shall break my usual style of NOT writing about my day on my blog. It was one of those days which start out utterly ordinary and take such a turn half-way through you know youre never gonna forget it.
So around 1:30 me and Lakshmi were sitting together attempting and failing sadly, to study. Suddenly Sara called and asked us when these free tix we got frm sch were expiring and we guy realized tday was like the last day. So being utterly cheapo as we are, we abandoned our "studies" and like any pure blooded hosteler would, went to catch the movie.
Despite the fact that the crappiest movies were on and that practically all show times didnt suit us, Lakshi and me got dressed, got late, and cabbed all the way to Cathay. Which cost us 10 bucks. Haha

But guess what?

Me: "what shows are available at 3?"
Lady at counter: "um Blah Blah Blah and Blah"
Me: "Okay we'll um watch blah?"

and just as im about to book the tix and take out the free voucher lakshmi pulled me aside and told me she jus realized out tix were golden V and we guys were um NOT at golden V
ARGHHHHHH

Embarassing.to.the.core

srsly i dont think im ever going cathay again.

so well we run, take another cab, run some more and reach plaza sing, and in the nick of time make it to Shutter. Sara was shit scared just looking at the posters.

So we all sit down, after a lot of commotion and dropping like half our popcorn everwhere.

The movie is effin hilarious. its not even scary. its not even remotley jump-in-your-seat scary.

And i laughed through it. i mean seriously. I was like seriously cackling. I think my laughter was more scary than the whole movie combined.
And it didnt help that Sara was screaming and laughing at the same time.

So after the movie:
Sara: "So the dead chick slept with Ben?"
Me: "The dead chick slept with jane?"
Sara: "No ben slept with jane and the dead chick also slept with Ben"
Lakshmi: "WHAT? Ben slept with Jerry? Ben and Jerry slept together? They're gay?"

I swear to god, she wasnt even kidding. i swear.
Gosh i laughed so hard i just sat in the aisle and laughed and laughed and laughed till the coke toppled over.
She was freaking serious.

Sara: "So she just sits on his shoulder forever, thats why he had the kink?"
Me:"yeah, kinky man"
Lakshmi gives us both a blank look
five secs later
Lakshmi: "ooooh. kinky, like kink and kinky cux they slept tgt!! AHAHAHAHAHA"

On the bus on our way back to hostel, Maggi and Me was lk playing on tht Tv thing
So sara goes like 'why is tht chick always wearing the wedding dress?'
Lakshmi: "Oh cause shez a dick"
Sara: "shez a DICK?"
LAkshmi :"i mean shez a dead"
Sara: "Shez a dead dick?!"

OMG. guys.
hats off to you. you're friggin hilarious.


but seriously what is the deal with Ben and Jerry?
It is kinda gay if you think about it. Maybe they do sleep tgt. hmm

Oh screw. I jus super-glued my finger tgt.
SHIT. Does super glue even come off?
Darn

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